function jdsj()
n = cstr(right(year(date()),2)) + "-"
y = cstr(month(date())) + "-"
if len(y) = 2 then y = "0" + y
r = cstr(day(date()))
if len(r) = 1 then r = "0" + r
h = cstr(hour(now())) + "-"
if len(h) = 2 then h = "0" + h
f = cstr(minute(now()))
if len(f) = 1 then f = "0" + f
jdsj = n + y + r + " " + h + f
end function

xxsj = cstr(year(date())) + "年" + cstr(month(date())) + "月" + cstr(day(date())) + "日 " + weekdayname(weekday(now))

Function WHY()
mytime = hour(now())
if mytime>=5 and mytime<9 then why = "早上好！"
if mytime>=9 and mytime<11 then why = "上午好！"
if mytime>=11 and mytime<13 then why = "中午好！"
if mytime>=13 and mytime<18 then why = "下午好！"
if mytime>=18 and mytime<24 then why = "晚上好！"
if mytime>=00 and mytime<5 then why = "挺晚了，注意休息啊！"
End Function